Friday, May 08, 2009

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Local Celebrities, please- for sake of self- do NOT eye-stalk me in humbling environments such as Walmart assuming that i want your autograph. I do not. Just because the frivolous-natured lad in the dingy white tee found you to be amusing enough to phone a friend, i am not as easily impressed. Searching for a new nail color does not require intervention. So be not dismayed by my enthusiasm or lack thereof. I happen to jam well to tunes with hooks like: good googly moogly, that thang is juicy! But Please, no cameras. Thank you in advance, Project Pat amongst others.

Brittany iAre.

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